Wasn’t my choice, to be quite honest. Robert left, what else was I to do? Please, don’t ever bloody say YOLO. Want me to have an aneurysm over here? Around? That doesn’t seem shady at all, love.
Wait for him? Look at those broads who’s husbands leave for military. They wait every single day, no matter what. I don’t even know what that is, so if you have one I don’t mind. I’m sure your next future divorcee can save yo ass. Word, it’s chill though.
You have go to be shitting me.
The one and only!
Don’t ever compare me to Kim Kardashian again, unless you want to lose those shimmering teeth, yeah? Where have you been?
Naw, but for real. How come the marriage was cut short? Why would you marry someone if you’re going to divorce them right after? It makes no sense to me. That’s kinda stupid too, but you only live once, right? YOLO. I’ve been around.
The bloody fuck! You just sprang up out of nowhere now didn’t you?
Pretty much. What’s been going on here? I heard you got married for two days - you the next Kim Kardashian, or what?
I like her face.